m0neyPrinta
A Raspberry Pi that bets on the next five minutes.
Every five minutes Polymarket asks the same question about six coins: will the price be higher or lower when this window closes? m0neyPrinta answers all six, every time. It lives on a Raspberry Pi 4, pulls order books from Polymarket, Coinbase, Bybit and Binance into a single SQLite file, and every thirty seconds turns each market into about thirty features for one shared LightGBM model.
The model retrains every night and has to clear a promotion gate before it goes live. A calibration layer refreshes every hour, and a watchdog with a kill switch checks in every fifteen minutes. The Pi never holds a key. One house rule says the bot may not sit a market out, because a system allowed to skip will learn to skip its hard calls.
Before the next build, the project convened a research conference of forty AI specialists to study the first one. Their best finding came from 2,412 resolved markets: on coins with clean price feeds the model beat the crowd's own odds, and the edge was sharpest in the last sixty seconds of a window. The interface is a green phosphor touch kiosk with a fake boot screen. It is still paper trading.